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I've Been Working So Hard, I'm About To Have A Mariah Carey.

Sleeping Is Forbidden At The Age Of 22. It's All Work And No Play.

It Isn't Hard To Be In A Relationship Because I've Always Loved To Be In A Relationship, And I Love To Be In Love.

I Tried Football And Got My Ass Beat. I Tried Baseball, And The Ball Knocked Out One Of My Teeth.