Girls Throw Their Panties On The Stage,

I Got A Letter From The Irs. Apparently I Owe Them $800. So I Sent Them A Letter Back. I Said, If You'll Remember, I Fastened My Return With A Paper Clip, Which According To Your Very Own Latest Government Pentagon Spending Figures Will More Than Make Up For The Difference.

I Was At A Bar Nursing A Beer. My Nipple Was Getting Quite Soggy.

Pentiums Melt In Your Pc, Not In Your Hand.

I Picked Up A Hitch Hiker. You've Got To When You Hit Them.

England Is Better Only Because I Stand Out There As 'unusual'.