From A Very Early Age, I've Had

It Is Doubtless Wise, When A Reform Is Introduced, To Try To Persuade The British Public That It Is Not A Reform At All; But Appearances Must Be Kept Up To Some Extent At Least.

Though All Society Is Founded On Intolerance, All Improvement Is Founded On Tolerance.

When Men Die Of Disease They Are Said To Die From Natural Causes. When They Recover (and Mostly They Do) The Doctor Gets The Credit Of Curing Them.

I Am A Sort Of Collector Of Religions: And The Curious Thing Is That I Find I Can Believe In Them All.

A Woman Whose Face Looked As If It Had Been Made Of Sugar And Someone Had Licked It.