For War There Is Always Enough. It's

Let Someone Else Get Killed!

The Smartest People In Washington Are The Political Reporters. They Write About Their Inferiors.

We Do Have A Zeal For Laughter In Most Situations, Give Or Take A Dentist.

I Don't Believe In Miracles Because It's Been A Long Time Since We've Had Any.

You Know, That Might Be The Answer - To Act Boastfully About Something We Ought To Be Ashamed Of. That's A Trick That Never Seems To Fail.