Fame Is Rot; Daughters Are The Thing.

Young Boys Should Never Be Sent To Bed. They Always Wake Up A Day Older.

Wise Children Always Choose A Mother Who Was A Shocking Flirt In Her Maiden Days, And So Had Several Offers Before She Accepted Their Fortunate Papa.

Ambition It Is The Last Infirmity Of Noble Minds.

She Was A Large Woman Who Seemed Not So Much Dressed As Upholstered.

I'm Youth, I'm Joy, I'm A Little Bird That Has Broken Out Of The Egg.