Exercise? A Jew Doesn't Exercise.

A True Pilot Must Of Necessity Pay Attention To The Seasons, The Heavens, The Stars, The Winds, And Everything Proper To The Craft If He Is Really To Rule A Ship.

A Pretty Girl Is Certainly Comparable To A Good Horse.

There Were Many Times When I Kept Silent About Being Jewish As I Got Older, When Jewish Jokes Were Told.

What Part Of Me Was Born With The Courage To Stand In Front Of Strangers And Risk Rejection?

I Proceeded To Prove Everybody Right As To How Bad An Economics Student I Was By Failing As An Assistant Manager In Every Theatre I Went To That Hired Me, Both As An Assistant Manager And As An Actor. I Lost Money And Tickets, And I Couldn't Keep Track Of Anything. So Eventually They Fired Me From Assistant-manager Jobs, But Kept Me On As An Actor.