Everyone Wants To Be Cary Grant. Even

I Suppose You Might Call Me The Sophisticated Type. I Like To Act With Dialogue. Not With Grunts.

To Succeed With The Opposite Sex, Tell Her You're Impotent. She Can't Wait To Disprove It.

I Was A Self-centered Bore. I Was Masochistic, And Only Thought I Was Happy. When I Woke Up And Said, "there Must Be Something Wrong With Me", I Grew Up. Because I Never Understood Myself, How Could I Hope To Understand Anyone Else? That's Why I Can Truly Say That Now I Can Give A Woman Love For The First Time In My Life, Because I Can Understand Her.

When People Tell You How Young You Look, They Are Also Telling You How Old You Are.

I'm A Fatheaded Guy, Full Of Pain. It Tore Me Up Not Having You.