Every Rule In The Book Can Be

The Most Important Thing In An Argument, Next To Being Right, Is To Leave An Escape Hatch For Your Opponent, So That He Can Gracefully Swing Over To Your Side Without Too Much Apparent Loss Of Face.

The Reason That Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction Is That Fiction Has To Have A Rational Thread Running Through It In Order To Be Believable, Whereas Reality May Be Totally Irrational.

Gourmet: Usually Little More Than A Glutton Festooned With Credit Cards.

There Are Always Too Many Democratic Congressmen, Too Many Republican Congressmen, And Never Enough U.s. Congressmen.

People Who Won't Help Others In Trouble "because They Got Into Trouble Through Their Own Fault" Would Probably Not Throw A Lifeline To A Drowning Person Until They Learned Whether That Person Fell In Through His Or Her Own Fault Or Not.