Every One Starts Out Being An Atheist.

I Just Wish Insignificance Had More Stature.

Yes, We Praise Women Over 40 For A Multitude Of Reasons. Unfortunately, It's Not Reciprocal. For Every Stunning, Smart, Well-coiffed, Hot Woman Over 40, There Is A Bald, Paunchy Relic In Yellow Pants Making A Fool Of Himself With Some 22-year Old Waitress. Ladies, I Apologize. For All Those Men Who Say, "why Buy The Cow When You Can Get The Milk For Free?", Here's An Update For You. Nowadays 80% Of Women Are Against Marriage. Why? Because Women Realize It's Not Worth Buying An Entire Pig Just To Get A Little Sausage!

Phyllis Schlafly Speaks For All American Women Who Oppose Equal Rights For Themselves.

In A Conversation, Keep In Mind That You're More Interested In What You Have To Say Than Anyone Else Is.

A Writer's Job Is To Tell The Truth.