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Most Of Us Have Learned The Hard Way That There Are Very Few Things You Can Absolutely Count On In Life.

It's Estimated That Across Africa 100 Elephants Are Killed For Their Tusks Every Day. It Takes Nothing More Than Simple Math To Get To What That Adds Up To In A Year, And It's A Distressing Figure.

Memory Is Often - Perhaps Usually - A Distorting Lens: What We Think We Remember Isn't The Way It Was At All. It's What We'd Like To Remember.

You Know, I Used To Warm The Thermometer On The Light Bulb... I Was Really Good At Being Sick. I Could Forge My Mother's Signature On A Sick Note So Well I Was Hardly Ever At School.

Moping Is An Unattractive Attribute In A Man.