Every American Child Should Grow Up Knowing

When Their Children Fail To Charm Others, Few Parents Can Stay Neutral.

Neurotics Make Poor Patriots; If You're Ashamed Of Something As Big As Yourself, It's Hard To Be Proud Of Something As Small As Your Country.

Cash Is The One Gift Everyone Despises And No One Turns Down.

What We Love About Love Is The Fever, Which Marriage Puts To Bed And Cures.

It's Impossible To Be Loyal To Your Family, Your Friends, Your Country, And Your Principles, All At The Same Time.