Eddie Waited 'til He Finished High School,

I Have Never Been Comfortable Being The Front Man.

There Was Rock And Roll Across The Dial, When I Think Of Her It Makes Me Smile.

I Think Watching The Tv News Is Bad For You. It Is Bad For Your Physical Health And Your Mental Health.

That's Stupid. You Couldn't Pay Me To Go. I'm Not Oversimplifying It. That's What's Going On. I Don't Think It Would Be Any Fun Without The Drugs. It's A Drug Party.

I'm Barely Prolific And Incredibly Lazy.