Dying Is The Last Thing I Will

I Am Thinking Of Taking A Fifth Wife. Why Not? Solomon Had A Thousand Wives And He Is A Synonym For Wisdom.

The Good Die Young, Because They See It's No Use Living If You Have Got To Be Good.

I Would Like To Find A Stew That Will Give Me Heartburn Immediately, Instead Of At Three O Clock In The Morning.

Die? I Should Say Not, Dear Fellow. No Barrymore Would Allow Such A Conventional Thing To Happen To Him.

You Never Realize How Short A Month Is Until You Pay Alimony.