Don't Let Yesterday Use Up Too Much

The Best Way Out Of A Difficulty Is Through It.

Be Thankful We're Not Getting All The Government We're Paying For.

A Politician Is Just Like A Pickpocket; It's Almost Impossible To Get Him To Reform.

The Way To Make Money In The Stock Market Is To Buy A Stock. Then, When It Goes Up, Sell It. If It's Not Going To Go Up, Don't Buy It!

I Was Just Thinking, If It Is Really Religion With These Nudist Colonies, They Sure Must Turn Atheists In The Wintertime.