Do As You Like--if You Know What

I Tried Self-sacrifice A Couple Of Times In My Youth.

Worried About Being A Dull Fellow? You Might Develop Your Talent For Being Irritating.

Fail, And Your Friends Feel Superior. Succeed, And They Feel Resentful.

A Frog In Love Would Not Be Enchanted To Learn That Her Beloved Had Turned Into Prince Charming.

I Will Not Tolerate Your Faults. They Are Of No Use To Me.