Discovered W. Somerset Maugham In About 5th

In The 70s And 80s, I Made A Good Living. Have Managed My Funds Carefully, Will Never Have To Go Out And Cadge Quarters From The Tourists.

The Crack Of The Bat, The Sound Of Baseballs Thumping Into Gloves, The Infield Chatter Are Like Birdsong To The Baseball Starved.

I Can Still Put Down Some Pretty Nasty Stuff On Paper, Which Is What I Enjoy Doing.

I Am An Old-fashioned Storyteller. I Try To Make People Laugh And Cry. A Fiction Writer's Duty Is To Entertain. If You Can Sneak In Something Profound Or Symbolic, So Much The Better.

He Bats Like A Lightning Rod.