Dammit, Don't You Dare Ask God To

If You Start Watching The Oldies, You're In Trouble. I Feel Ancient If "grand Hotel" Or "the Bride Wore Red" Comes On. I Have A Sneaking Regard For "mildred Pierce", But The Others Do Nothing For Me.

Then There's That 'you're Only As Old As You Feel' Business, Which Is True To A Point, But You Can't Be Shirley Temple On The Good Ship Lollipop Forever. Sooner Or Later, Dammit, You're Old.

1. Find Your Own Style And Have The Courage To Stick To It. 2. Choose Your Clothes For Your Way Of Life. 3. Make Your Wardrobe As Versatile As An Actress. It Should Be Able To Play Many Roles. 4. Find Your Happiest Colours - The Ones That Make You Feel Good. 5. Care For Your Clothes, Like The Good Friends They Are!

I Never Go Outside Unless I Look Like Joan Crawford The Movie Star. If You Want To See The Girl Next Door, Go Next Door.

Well, We Can Skip Childhood Because I Didn't Have Any. Not One Goddam Moment On The Good Ship Lollipop.