Continuing To Do Stand-up Is Always A

Sometimes You Forget You're Famous. You Wonder, Why Is That Person Staring At Me?

Television Series Are Like The Stock Market. There's Room For Bears And Bulls But No Room For Pigs.

I've Been A Very Lucky Actor.

I'm One Of Those Passengers Who Arrives At The Airport Five Or Six Hours Early So I Can Throw Back A Few Drinks And Muster Up The Courage To Board The Plane. Apparently I'm Not Alone Because I've Never Been In An Empty Airport Bar. I Don't Care What Time You Get There. Even At 8:00 A.m. You Have To Fight Your Way To The Bar. At That Hour, Everyone Drinks Bloody Marys So No One Can Tell It's Booze- At Least Until They Fall Off Their Chair.

I Wasn't Much Good. When I Went Into The Line On A Fake - I Would Holler 'i Don't Have It!'