Confession Is Good For The Conscience, But

No Matter How Many Christmas Presents You Give Your Child, There's Always That Terrible Moment When He's Opened The Very Last One. That's When He Expects You To Say, 'oh Yes, I Almost Forgot,' And Take Him Out And Show Him The Pony.

In The Arithmetic Of Love, One Plus One Equals Everything, And Two Minus One Equals Nothing.

People Find It Hard To Be Both Comic And Serious, Though Life Manages It Easily Enough.

Theatre Audiences Can't Be Made To Think And Cry: At Best, They Can Be Made To Think And Laugh, Or To Feel And Cry.

Being Neurotic Is Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel, And Missing Them.