Communism Is The Opiate Of The Intellectuals

Know What Freud Wrote In His Diary When He Was 77? "what Do Women Want? My God, What Do They Want?" Fifty Years This Giant Brain Spends Analyzing Women. And He Still Can't Find Out What They Want. So This Makes Him The World's Greatest Expert On Female Psychology?

Time Comes When Every Man's Got To Feel Something New--when He's Got To Feel Young Again, Just Because He's Growing Old. Women Are Just The Same. But When We Get That Way We Change Our Hairdress. Or Get A New Cook.

The Only Time Travelers Are Really Gay Is When They Are Traveling For No Good Reason At All.

[on Vice-president Henry A. Wallace:] Much Of What Mr. Wallace Calls His Global Thinking Is, No Matter How You Slice It, Still Globaloney.

Watergate Is The Great Liberal Illusion That You Can Have Public Virtue Without Private Morality.