British Women Can't Cook.

You Look Like You're Ready For Bed!

A Gun Is No More Dangerous Than A Cricket Bat In The Hands Of A Madman.

Can You Tell The Difference Between Them?

People Think There's A Rigid Class System Here, But Dukes Have Been Known To Marry Chorus Girls. Some Have Even Married Americans.

A Few Years Ago, Everybody Was Saying We Must Have More Leisure, Everyone's Working Too Much. Now Everybody's Got More Leisure Time They're Complaining They're Unemployed. People Don't Seem To Make Up Their Minds What They Want.