Born Again?! No, I'm Not. Excuse Me

I Don't Need To Be Born Again. I Got It Right The First Time.

Their Offense Is Shakier Than Katherine Hepburn After An All-night Espresso Bender At Starbucks.

Elected Office Holds More Perks Than Elvis' Nightstand.

Most Americans Will Let Liberals And Conservatives Play Their Games Because Most Americans Don't Pay Attention.

That Field Goal Attempt Was So Far To The Left It Nearly Decapitated Lyndon Larouche.