Books Shouldn't Be Daunting, They Should Be

You Ignorant Little Slug!" The Trunchbull Bellowed. "you Witless Weed! You Empty-headed Hamster! You Stupid Glob Of Glue!

An Autobiography Is A Book A Person Writes About His Own Life And It Is Usually Full Of All Sorts Of Boring Details.

I Am The Maker Of Music, The Dreamer Of Dreams!

I Understand What You're Saying, And Your Comments Are Valuable, But I'm Gonna Ignore Your Advice.

Don't Gobblefunk Around With Words.