Women Should Have Labels On Their Foreheads

The Only Reason I Would Have Liked To Have Gone To University Is Because I Like Cricket. Not A Very Good Reason To Want To Go, But As Good As Any, I Suppose.

They Smoke Cigarettes Professionally. The Smoke Is Inhaled Very Sharply And The Teeth Are Bared.then The Head Turns To Give You A Profile And The Smoke Is Exhaled Slowly And Deliberately And The Grey Jet Stream Becomes A Beautiful Blue Cloud Of Smoke.what Are They Trying To Tell Us?

I Have Stood In A Bar In Lambourn And Been Offered, In The Space Of Five Minutes, A Poached Salmon, A Leg Of A Horse, A Free Trip To Chantilly, Marriage, A Large Unsolicited Loan, Ten Tips For A Ten-horse Race, Two Second-hand Cars, A Fight, And The Copyright To A Dying Jockey's Life Story.

I Was Under The Care Of A Couple Of Medical Students Who Couldn't Diagnose A Decapitation.

One Of The Things That Goes With Getting Older Is That One Becomes More Conservative - And I Emphasise That When I Use The Word Conservative I Do Not Mean Politically.