Bel Air, I Am Convinced, Was Laid

Let There Be Dancing In The Streets, Drinking In The Saloons, And Necking In The Parlor.

Marriage Is The Chief Cause Of Divorce.

I'm Gonna Put Extra Blankets, Free, In All Your Rooms, And There'll Be No Cover Charge.

Ever Since They Found Out That Lassie Was A Boy, The Public Has Believed The Worst About Hollywood

A Cigar Makers Organization Once Said That I Was The Most Famous Cigar Smoker In The World. I Dont Know If Thats True, But Once While Visiting Havana, I Went To A Cigar Factory. There Were Four Hundred People There Rolling Cigars, And When They Saw Me, They All Stood Up And Applauded.