Be Modest! It Is The Kind Of

Literature Is An Occupation In Which You Have To Keep Proving Your Talent To People Who Have None

Man Who Waits For Roast Duck To Fly Into Mouth Must Wait Very, Very Long Time.

I Don't Know If God Exists, But It Would Be Better For His Reputation If He Didn't.

I Am Not Sincere, Even When I Say I Am Not.

Don't Tell A Woman She's Pretty; Tell Her There's No Other Woman Like Her, And All Roads Will Open To You.