Batteries Are The Most Dramatic Object. Other

'dammit I'm Mad' Is 'dammit I'm Mad' Spelled Backwards.

If I Have To Move Up In A Building, I Choose The Elevator Over The Escalator. Because One Time I Was Riding The Escalator And I Tripped. I Fell Down The Stairs For An Hour And A Half.

I Learned This Summer That Peeing In The Pool And Peeing Into The Pool Are Very Different Things. Location, Location, Location.

I Think Bears And Worms Aren't Very Similar... Until You Think Of Gummy.

For Some Reason Cowboy Sounds Better Than Cowman.