Banana Daiquiris Aren't Knock-'em-back-by-the-flagon.

You Never Knew About People, Like You Never Knew How Deep A Pond Was Because All You Saw Was The Top.

Tragic Heroes Always Moan When The Gods Take An Interest In Them, But It's The People The Gods Ignore Who Get The Really Tough Deals

What Was The Point Of Education, He Thought, If People Went Out Afterward And Used It?

However, You Do Need Rules. Driving On The Left (or The Right Or, In Parts Of Europe, On The Left And The Right As The Mood Takes You) Is A Rule Which Works, Since Following It Means You're More Likely To Reach Your Intended Rather Than Your Final Destination.

It Was Amazing How Many Friends You Could Make By Being Bad At Things, Provided You Were Bad Enough To Be Funny.