Ballet Is The Fairies' Baseball.

Harpo, She's A Lovely Person. She Deserves A Good Husband. Marry Her Before She Finds One.

An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's Played At Carnegie Hall.

I Could Never Have A Mistress, Because I Couldn't Bear To Tell The Story Of My Life All Over Again.

I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show- I'm A Diabetic.

Talent's Like A Baby. Wrap It Up In Wool And It Goes To Sleep.