Bad Officials Are The Ones Elected By

A Ready Way To Lose Your Friend Is To Lend Him Money. Another Equally Ready Way To Lose Him Is To Refuse To Lend Him Money. It Is Six Of One And A Half Dozen Of The Other.

A Ham Is Simply Any Actor Who Has Not Been Successful In Repressing His Natural Instincts.

So Long As There Is One Pretty Girl Left On The Stage, The Professional Undertakers May Hold Up Their Burial Of The Theater.

Common Sense, In So Far As It Exists, Is All For The Bourgeoisie. Nonsense Is The Privilege Of The Aristocracy. The Worries Of The World Are For The Common People.

Love Demands Infinitely Less Than Friendship.