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Every Government Is A Parliament Of Whores. The Trouble Is, In A Democracy, The Whores Are Us.

Sloths Move At The Speed Of Congressional Debate But With Greater Deliberation And Less Noise.

Because Of Their Size, Parents May Be Difficult To Discipline Properly.

Tabasco Sauce Is To Bachelor Cooking What Forgiveness Is To Sin.

Iraq's Invasion Of Kuwait Is A Case Of Bad Men Doing Wrong Things For Wicked Reasons. This Is The Full-sized Or Standard Purebred Evil And Is Easily Recognized Even By Moral Neophytes. Other Malignities-drugs In America, Famine In Africa And Everything In The Middle East-are More Complex. When Combating Those Evils People Sometimes Have Trouble Deciding Whom To Shoot.