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Any Time You Try To Create An Internet Meme, Automatic Fail. That's Like The Worst Thing You Can Do.

Sports Is A Bloodless Rehearsal Of Confrontation, And Everyone Shakes Hands Or High Fives Or Fist Bumps At The End To Show That Everything Is Okay.

I Have An Unfortunate Compulsion. I Really Would Rather Not Do It, As It Is Very Nerve-wracking And Un-fun. But When It Works, There Is Nothing Like It.

I Would Be Good For Maybe Not The Center Square But An Upper Square On 'hollywood Squares.'

Reality, While Generally Probable, Is Not Always Interesting.