Art: To Nudge Truth Along A Little.

To Succeed You Must Add Water To Your Wine, Until There Is No More Wine.

Only In This World Do We Laugh: In Hell, It Won't Be Possible; And In Heaven, It Won't Be Proper.

There Is Nothing Like Literature: I Lose A Cow, I Write About Her Death, And My Writing Pays Me Enough To Buy Another Cow.

God, He Whom Everyone Knows, By Name.

Style Means The Right Word. The Rest Matters Little.