Anything Under Size Five Isn't A Woman.

The Rich And Powerful Always Seem To Prefer The Tops Of Buildings. Hasn't Anyone Ever Explained To Them That Higher Just Means You Have Farther To Fall? -- Anita Blake

Larry's Zombie Bag Was A Nearly Virulent Green With Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles On It. I Was Almost Afraid To Ask What His Vampire Bag Looked Like.

If The Only Tool You Have Is A Hammer, All Your Problems Begin To Look Like Nails. - Abraham Maslow

I Knew From The Moment I Heard You, The Moment I Saw The Gun And Realized That This Lovely, Petit Woman Was The Executioner, That You Would Never Die Waiting For Me To Save You - That You Would Save Yourself.

I Enjoy My Anger, It’s The Only Hobby I Have.