Anyone That Says Looks Don't Count Is

Diets, Like Clothes, Should Be Tailored To You.

[on Plastic Surgery:] My Motto Is: 'anything That Can Be Lifted Should Be Lifted. Anything That Falls Should Be Caught. And Try To Catch Any Falling Stuff Before It Hits The Ground.

I Once Dated A Guy So Dumb He Could Not Count To 21 Unless He Was Naked

The First Time I See A Jogger Smiling, I'll Consider It.

The Psychic Scars Caused By Believing That You Are Ugly Leave A Permanent Mark On Your Personality.