Anticipating Is More Fun Than Recollecting.

Sm Is An Abbreviation Of Both Stock Market And Sadomasochism-- And There Are Those Who Think They Are One And The Same.

If You Don't Know What To Do With Many Of The Papers Piled On Your Desk, Stick A Dozen Colleagues Initials On Them And Pass Them Along. When In Doubt, Route.

Blaming Destiny Is A Poor Out For Those Who Don't Reach Desired Destinations.

He Who Says He Never Needs Help, Most Does.

Several Weeks Of Summer Vacation In The Thirties I Spent Working At $15 A Week In The Forbes Office.... I Worked In The Mail Cage, Where Envelopes Were Slit And Subscription Payments Extracted. Dad Used To Come Pounding Down The Office Aisle And Pause Long Enough To Ask, How Much Today? Inevitably The Answer Was Inadequate-except Once. That Day The Controller Said Excitedly, Mr. Forbes, The Ledger Shows A Slight Profit This Month! ... My Father Turned To Him And Said, Young Man, I Don't Give A Damn What Your Books Show. Do We Have Any Money In The Bank?