And God Said 'let There Be Satan,

I Thought To Myself, 'why Not Write A Bestseller?' In The First Place, More People Buy Them And More People Read Them. You Make More Money And It Doesn’t Take Any More Time To Write A Bestseller Than It Does To Write A Book Nobody Buys.

I'd Rather Be Over The Hill Than Under It.

I Don't Worry About Getting Old. I'm Old Already. Only Young People Worry About Getting Old.

Say Goodnight Gracie.

Don't Stay In Bed, Unless You Can Make Money In Bed.