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Here Lies Groucho Marx And Lies And Lies And Lies P.s. He Never Kissed An Ugly Girl.

Getting Older Is No Problem. You Just Have To Live Long Enough.

I've Been Looking For A Girl Like You - Not You, But A Girl Like You.

Either He's Dead Or My Watch Has Stopped.

A Woman Is An Occasional Pleasure But A Cigar Is Always A Smoke.