An Expert Is Someone Called In At

Hard Work Spotlights The Character Of People: Some Turn Up Their Sleeves, Some Turn Up Their Noses, And Some Don't Turn Up At All.

Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too Short.

A Neighbor Will Stand At Your Door Talking For 20 Minutes Because She Doesn't Have Time To Come In.

The Average Tourist Wants To Go To Places Where There Are No Tourists.

We Are All Born Into The World With Nothing. Everything We Acquire After That Is Profit.