All Publicity Is Good, Except An Obituary

The Terrorist Is The One With The Small Bomb.

There Is No Human Situation So Miserable That It Cannot Be Made Worse By The Presence Of A Policeman.

The Only Thing I Envy In Young People Is Their Livers.

Other People's Interruptions Of Your Work Are Relatively Insignificant Compared With The Countless Times You Interrupt Yourself.

Message? What The Hell Do You Think I Am, A Bloody Postman?