Adjective Salad Is Delicious, With Each Element

The Ceo Era Gave Rise To The Cfo (not Certified Flying Object, As You Might Imagine, But Chief Financial Officer) And, Most Recently, The Cio, Chief Investment Officer, A Nice Boost For The Bookkeeper You Can't Afford To Give A Raise . . .

The Remarkable Legion Of The Unremarked, Whose Individual Opinions Are Not Colorful Or Different Enough To Make News, But Whose Collective Opinion, When Crystallized, Can Make History.

Have A Definite Opinion.

After Eating, An Epicure Gives A Thin Smile Of Satisfaction; A Gastronome, Burping Into His Napkin, Praises The Food In A Magazine; A Gourmet, Repressing His Burp, Criticizes The Food In The Same Magazine; A Gourmand Belches Happily And Tells Everybody Where He Ate; A Glutton Empraces The White Porcelain Alter, Or More Plainly, He Barfs.

Is Sloppiness In Speech Caused By Ignorance Or Apathy? I Don't Know And I Don't Care.