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God Is Omnipotent, Omniscient, And Omnibenevolent - It Says So Right Here On The Label. If You Have A Mind Capable Of Believing All Three Of These Attributes Simultaneously, I Have A Wonderful Bargain For You. No Checks, Please. Cash And In Small Bills.

Some Things, The More You Understand The More You Loathe Them.

Avoid Making Irrevocable Decisions While Tired Or Hungry.

The Bible Is Such A Gargantuan Collection Of Conflicting Values That Anyone Can Prove Anything From It.

An Armed Society Is A Polite Society. Manners Are Good When One May Have To Back Up His Acts With His Life.