A Woman, I Always Say, Should Be

To Me Psycho Was A Big Comedy. Had To Be.

These Are Bagpipes. I Understand The Inventor Of The Bagpipes Was Inspired When He Saw A Man Carrying An Indignant, Asthmatic Pig Under His Arm. Unfortunately, The Man-made Sound Never Equalled The Purity Of The Sound Achieved By The Pig.

Drama Is Life With The Dull Bits Left Out. There Is No Terror In The Bang, Only In The Anticipation Of It. I Believe In Putting The Horror In The Minds Of The Audience, And Not Necessarily On The Screen. The Length Of A Film Should Be Directly Related To The Endurance Of The Human Bladder.

For Me, Suspense Doesn't Have Any Value If It's Not Balanced By Humor.

One Never Knows The Ending. One Has To Die To Know Exactly What Happens After Death, Although Catholics Have Their Hopes.