A Woman Can Smell Mink Through Six

Most Young Women Do Not Welcome Promiscuous Advances. (either That, Or My Luck's Terrible.)

I Don't Have Change I'd Have To Give You Nine More Books

One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas. How He Got Into My Pajamas I'll Never Know.

Mrs. Teasdale Congratulates Him On His Coronation And Sovereignty: "the Eyes Of The World Are Upon You. Notables From Every Country Are Gathered Here In Your Honor. This Is A Gala Day For You." Firefly Replies: "well, A Gal A Day Is Enough For Me. I Don't Think I Could Handle Any More."

This Would Be A Better Place For Children If Parents Had To Eat Spinach.