A Scotch Buzz Is The Best Buzz

The Story Of Jesus Makes No Sense To Me. God Sent His Only Son. Why Could God Only Have One Son And Why Would He Have To Die? It's Just Bad Writing, Really. And It's Really Terrible In About The Second Act.

You Don't Need Missionaries In Colorado; You Got Colorado.

When You're Superhot, You Don't Have The Time To Enjoy Being Superhot, Because You're Working Your Ass Off. By The Time We Will Actually Have Time To Really Go Out And Screw Around, We Won't Be Hot Anymore.

I Bought A House For My Mom, I Bought A House For My Dad, I Bought A House For My Sister.

It's Funny Because I Think A Lot Of It Is Simply... We've Never Considered Ourselves Satirists, But Because We're On Comedy Central And Because We're South Park On Comedy Central, We Can Do Any Topic We Want.