A Poor Man Who Eats Too Much,

When Trouble Comes, Wise Men Take To Their Work; Weak Men Take To The Woods.

Every Man Should Have A College Education In Order To Show Him How Little The Thing Is Really Worth.

Life Is A Paradox. Every Truth Has Its Counterpart Which Contradicts It; And Every Philosopher Supplies The Logic His Own Undoing.

The Past Is One Evil Less And One Memory More.

Often We Can Help Each Other Most By Leaving Each Other Alone; At Other Times We Need The Hand-grasp And The Word Of Cheer.