A Newswriter Is A Man Without Virtue,

My Diseases Are An Asthma And A Dropsy And, What Is Less Curable, Seventy-five.

It Is The Quality Of Patriotism To Be Jealous And Watchful, To Observe All Secret Machinations, And To See Publick Dangers At A Distance. The True Lover Of His Country Is Ready To Communicate His Fears, And To Sound The Alarm, Whenever He Perceives The Approach Of Mischief. But He Sounds No Alarm, When There Is No Enemy; He Never Terrifies His Countrymen Till He Is Terrified Himself. The Patriotism, Therefore, May Be Justly Doubted Of Him, Who Professes To Be Disturbed By Incredibilities.

Labor, If It Were Not Necessary For Existence, Would Be Indispensable For The Happiness Of Man.

Cruel With Guilt, And Daring With Despair, The Midnight Murderer Bursts The Faithless Bar; Invades The Sacred Hour Of Silent Rest And Leaves, Unseen, A Dagger In Your Breast.

Of A Thousand Shavers, Two Do Not Shave So Much Alike As Not To Be Distinguished.