A Louisiana Politician Can't Afford To Let

The Country's Present Supply Of Foreign News Depends Largely On How Best A Number Of Dry Goods Merchants In New York Think They Can Sell Underwear.

People Everywhere Confuse What They Read In Newspapers With News.

News Is Like The Tilefish Which Appears In Great Schools Off The Atlantic Coast Some Years And Then Vanishes, No One Knows Whither Or For How Long. Newspapers Might Employ These Periods Searching For The Breeding Grounds Of News, But They Prefer To Fill Up With Stories About Kurdled Kurds Or Calvin Coolidge, Until The Banks Close Or A Hitler Marches, When They Are As Surprised As Their Readers.

Henry Miller May Write About Revelers Self-woven Into A Human Hooked Rug, Because His Ecstasy Is Solemn.

If You Just Try Long Enough And Hard Enough, You Can Always Manage To Boot Yourself In The Posterior.