A Light Purse Is A Heavy Curse.

If It Were Not For The Belly, The Back Might Wear Gold.

There Are Lazy Minds As Well As Lazy Bodies.

When Men Are Employed They Are Best Contented.

If The Elbow Had Been Placed Closer To The Hand, The Forearm Would Have Been Too Short To Bring The Glass To The Mouth; And If It Had Been Closer To The Shoulder, The Forearm Would Have Been So Long That It Would Have Carried The Glass Beyond The Mouth.

I've Striven My Whole Life For Humility, But If I'd Ever Achieved It, I'd Probably Be Pretty Damn Proud Of That.