A Large Portion Of The Earth's Land

I Want To Get The Joke To Work Without Having To Put Any Words Or To Say Anything. I Just Want The Person To Look At It, And Quietly In Their Brain, They Can Just Put It Together And Say, "cool, That One Works".

I Think There's A Difference Between Making Comedy And Reporting Comedy. When You're A Joke Teller You Can Easily Fall Into The Second, You Can Show Up And Just Say The Jokes.

I Like Birthdays. Every Time Someone Is Born, That's Just Like Bringing More Cake Into The World.

I've Never Read An Article Of Clothing.

If You Are Trying To Impress A Woman, Leave Any Sort Of Show Farting Out Of The Equation.